So since I decided to skip the gym tonight and stay home and be lazy and since I can’t figure out the stupid TiVo I thought I’d write a random blog post. I was inspired to make this list by Tyler over at 344pounds.com (please, please please go check out his blog, he is such an inspiration!). So here y’all go. 50 random things all about me. Don’t laugh!
1. My bangs are my trademark. I’ve had them for 21 years.
2. I have a huge forehead. Not Peyton Manning huge, but pretty huge nevertheless.
3. I’m a fantastic driver. Or I like to think so.
4. I’ve never been pulled over.
5. I’ll watch any movie or tv show that makes me laugh.
6. I have developed a mans sense of humor since meeting my husband.
7. Case in point? I love The Daily Show and Family Guy.
8. I’m from New England but I’ve never learned to ski.
9. I plan to someday run the Boston Marathon.
10. I will be the only person bawling my eyes out the entire time.
11. I am going to be a teacher but I can’t spell.
12. I’ve been in college since I was 18 and will be until I’m 28.
13. Yes you did the math right, I will have taken 10 years to finish a 4 year degree.
14. I will bawl my eyes out at my graduation from sheer relief.
15. I could live off of Swedish macaroni for the rest of my life.
16. I like to flirt (I’m married not dead)
17. Every man I’ve ever liked has turned out to be gay. I still have crushes on them.
18. I have a list of celebrities I’d break my vows for if the opportunity arose.
19. I have another list of things I want to do before I’m 30.
20. I like lists.
21. I judge people’s parenting skills when I’m out in public.
22. I’m not a parent and I don’t care that I do it.
23. I work with kids, I think that gives me somewhat of a right.
24. I develop crushes on book characters. No different than tv characters, just nerdier.
25. I have no interest in ever playing Farmville on facebook.
26. I have the urge to capitalize the “f” in facebook every time I type it.
27. I think it would look better that way.
28. I can make my baby toe on each of my feet “dance”
29. It scares people. I think it’s cool.
30. I am extremely gullible.
31. I blame being blond for stupid things I say and do.
32. Like when I was told that it’s someone’s job to put the holes in swiss cheese.
33. I believed them.
34. I have a severe phone phobia.
35. I don’t like driving cars on tracks at amusement parks.
36. I’m convinced they will fall off the track.
37. I have a severe food aversion to anything that is green.
38. I have a minor germ phobia.
39. I love the color pink.
40. I will probably buy anything if it’s pink.
41. My sister is a lesbian.
42. I love her fiancee like she is my own sister.
43. My idea of a fun night? Staying awake late and making fun of each other with my husband.
44. I hate to go to sleep early.
45. I am a Twitter/blog/facebook stalker.
46. I was 104lbs at 5’6 when I was in high school. I thought I was fat.
47. I have a severe fear of mascots or anything in costume.
48. I think there is no excuse for bad manners. Ever.
49. I can’t write in cursive. I can barely sign my name.
50. I love love love my Mac and iPhone and will never ever use a PC again.
Oh and #51. I’m sure if my sister sees this she will find 10 more embarrassing things about me to add on to this list. I will still love her.
ShoeFanatic614
February 10, 2010
Peyton Manning is hot. And I can do the toe thing too. =)
Tiffany
February 18, 2010
I wish I knew you had a blog sooner!!
4. I’ve never been pulled over. <–yes you did, you were dancing and the cop thought you were having a seizure.
20. I like lists. <–you are OBSESSED with lists, when you write papers you make lists and I have to turn them into papers for you
28. I can make my baby toe on each of my feet “dance” <–I can do this too Amy hates it!
30. I am extremely gullible.<–me too
31. I blame being blond for stupid things I say and do.<– I can't blame being blond cause my hair doesn't look blond right now LOL
32. Like when I was told that it’s someone’s job to put the holes in swiss cheese.
33. I believed them.<–Amy told me she was into necrophelia (sex with dead people) i believed her. It was scary
35. I don’t like driving cars on tracks at amusement parks.
36. I’m convinced they will fall off the track.<–CANOBY! lmao
38. I have a minor germ phobia<–MINOR!?
41. My sister is a lesbian. <–this is a list about you…right? lmao
43. My idea of a fun night? Staying awake late and making fun of each other with my husband.<–ME TOO!! But me and Amy do it not me and Chris…that would be creepy.
This did not really have 50 things about you because you broke up 1 thought into different lines like:
31. I blame being blond for stupid things I say and do.
32. Like when I was told that it’s someone’s job to put the holes in swiss cheese.
33. I believed them.
That was all 1 thought that you made into 3 lines-cheater.
In regards to #51
1. You beleived someone when they told you they paint the lines on your grilled steak or chicken
2. You cry when you can't find your car in parking garages.
3. You put your thumb and your index finger under your nose when you are standing still…LOL you look kinda "durr" when you do it.
4. When you can't hear someone or need them to repeat something you say "HUH?" really loud instead of saying "what?" LOL
Not quite 10 but there are more I could post…like your sweatpant and turtle neck phase…remember never to piss me off…I've got the BEST blackmail!!
love you!
Belle
February 18, 2010
Omg that was the best comment ever lmao I’m dying here, I can’t breathe cause I’m laughing so hard. I totally forgot I do the “huh” thing…so embarrassing. Love you too!